rogueleader:

i just want to make vigorous sex my workout

is that too much to ask

(via brontobunny)

do your paper faggot

I DONTTTTTT. Text me.

wut

A poem

xfaceghostx:

You should date me.

I’ll buy you pizza. 

And give you cuddles.

Please? 

(via j-feline)

(via blizza-loup-garou)

Parallel lines have a lot in common, but the never meet.

Ever.

You might think that is sad.

But every other pair of lines meets once and then drifts apart forever.

Which is pretty sad too.

Skype

My friend: Hey, did we have to do the questions at the end of 2.1 for Biology?

Check

Your

Fucking

Chat

Please

Beep

Ding. You have a Skype chat.

DING

Fuck. I think you're deaf.

Me: lol this made my night

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

i just laughed for like a minute straight

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ikenbot:

LIKE.. FO’ REAL

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